babygirl I have dragon age ocs you wouldn’t even care about
2023 discourse forecast: "is lactation depicted in cis male characters transphobic?" leads to two groups of people spawning, "prolacs" and "antilacs", prolac tag trends that says "LET THE PEC LEAK"
you dont have to make posts like this like you can stop whenever
PLEASE FEEL FREE to stop whenever gabe
[image: tweet by thefourthvine, transcribed below:]
Extremely concerned that the response to #DraculaDaily on my timeline:
Non-lawyers: Jonathan, RUN
Lawyers: I have never seen such an accurate depiction of the first few years of practicing law
peer review in the notes came back positive
how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me
oh my fucking god
This horse wasn’t even supposed to be in the race. Horse number 20 (can’t remember it’s name) dropped out the day before for whatever reason, and Rich Strike was just barely able to sneak a spot into the derby before the deadline. Not to mention that this was just some garbage $30,000 horse that didn’t have any kind of impressive breeding (yes I am aware $30k is still a lot, but for a Kentucky Derby horse, that’s chump change). He was the second biggest upset in the history of the Derby, with one other horse (Donerail) winning with 91-1 odds before in 1913 (Which, for reference, I’m pretty sure Donerail with his 91-1 odds still holds the record for the worst odds in the history of the race. Just for context of how shit Rich Strike’s 80-1 odds were. Not THE worst, but definitely up there).
I am in love with this shit horse who wasn’t even supposed to be there, had some of the worst odds in the history of the race, and had the worst starting position who completely destroyed all of the favorites to win. Watching him come up to first right at the last second was THRILLING.
how are you not going to post Rich Strike Chomping Leg.
khaleesi